✨ NEVER GIVE UP ✨
PETER MATTHEW CHECK'S LATE NIGHT SHOW
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Dimension: P. M. Check's - Late night show!
Author: Peter Matthew Check
Date: December 19, 2025

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It’s Christmas and all those people – politicians, for example – who lied to you all year and pushed countries into war, sending weapons and words of war – will suddenly have their mouths full of “values”.

It won’t really suit them. I don’t get how you can fall for such bluffs.

The one who wanted to fight will suddenly be babbling about holidays of peace and comfort? They’ll rather skip the word “peace”... on purpose, because nobody pays them for saying “peace”... 💸😂

Ok, here’s how it is:
Calm, peace and ease – that’s how we should live all year round, every single day – not just at CHRISTMAS! That’s why, for me, anyone who talks one way all year and another way in holiday season is a hypocrite, and I don’t even believe the nose between their eyes! 👃👏😁

Let’s move on… I’ll tell you what the holidays mean to me!
As I can see, the gentleman over there in the third row just pulled a bored face.

Hey, I try to entertain you all year long, so let me make a little space here for some private psychotherapy. The lady is nodding in agreement – thank you... 😁

You know, I really like Christmas because I can rest!
I’ve got this strange urge, all year long, every single day, to save the world – and at Christmas – I can calmly leave that to others! 😁

And that’s exactly what I enjoy about it :) I spend the whole year getting worked up about a society that could be better, and at Christmas I enjoy how the priest, the politician, the TV director all come out and suddenly all those nice words start falling out of them by obligation – HOW WE SHOULD ALL LOVE EACH OTHER!

So why the heck don’t they say them all year long! :))) 👏😁

Ok, but let’s get to some fun – let’s pop this like a bottle of champagne:🥂🍾🎬👏

Christmas is the only time of year when even people who normally only “greet” each other through lawyers suddenly wish each other „mainly good health“.

A politician says:
„I wish you peaceful holidays.“

And you’re like:
Seriously… you’ve been stressing me out all year like a bailiff on meth, and now it’s all about peace?! 😂

The director of an arms factory talks about peace.
The TV host who spent the whole year pitting people against each other suddenly whispers like Buddha and wishes everyone a calm evening.
And they all have that look:
„Now we’re the good guys.“

This whole show is just for those five days.
Because as soon as January comes, you hear again:
„We have to be tough.“

Tough?!
On whom?!
On grandma with the cookies?! 🍩🍭🧁🤣

And you know what the nicest thing about Christmas is?
That nobody wants to hear the truth.

On Christmas Eve nobody wants to hear:
„Hey, the world is screwed.“ 🌏💥

Everyone wants to hear:
„Have some salad. And the fact you add carp that went under the knife is seen as if he was a private – a volunteer.“ 😁

And when you’ve eaten it all, you say:
„I can’t anymore.“

And no one blames you. Everyone is full of understanding, their bellies stuffed as well, and then the famous line drops:
„Yeah… there are still cookies on the table! Help yourself!“

That’s the real therapy.
Christmas cookies and Christmas.
It’s designed so that by New Year’s Eve you’ve nicely put on weight, on New Year’s Day you make a resolution and in January you lose it again! 😂
It’s actually a connected system! 💡😂

Christmas flows right into January, because those who are busy “saving the world” at Christmas start lying again in January! 😁

But even so, I get a week – five, ten days of vacation, and that’s nice! 👏😁

And do you know what the biggest Christmas lie is?
That we’ll pause for a moment.

We don’t pause.
We just pretend we’re not dealing with anything…
while checking our phones under the table.📳😁

But even so…
there is something to it.

So just go ahead and enjoy Christmas.
Light a candle.
Say and above all keep „peace“.

But if you can’t manage to keep it in January and February, March and all year round, then you’ve STUFFED IT INTO THE BOX WITH DECORATIONS.

Only Peace is not a decoration.

I probably don’t need to add more – merry Christmas to everyone! 👏 🎄🎁😁

🎤 “Christmas in a Bunker”

And now try thinking about this.
We’ve got two countries at war. One big one with a bear on its emblem, and another big one—almost as big as EUROPE—and that one supposedly has a nightingale on its emblem. But it’s not about the Bear or the Nightingale. It’s about the dudes at the top of these states.

Those slick guys! The “tough guys”! 😂

The ones who’ve been driving their people into war for years:
“We must get tougher!”
“We must show strength!”
“We must keep fighting!”

But...
War is a terribly uncomfortable thing… when you’re close to it.

I have a simple Christmas proposal.
Nothing drastic.
No politics.
Just team-building for these two warriors. A LITTLE TASTE OF COMBAT CONDITIONS—WHAT WAR REALLY IS, AND WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ON THE FRONT LINE.

🎁 LET’S GIVE THEM REALITY.

Instead of a tree → mud.
Instead of carols → silence between shots.

Just like that.
As a trial.
Like when kids try a part-time job…
so they understand where money comes from.

Because it’s fascinating,
how brave decisions are made by people in warmth.

Have you noticed that?
The farther from the front, the bigger the heroism.
The softer the chair, the tougher the talk.

The deeper underground, safe in a bunker—the less I want to negotiate peace.

That isn’t courage.
That’s centrally heated bravery. 👏👏👏

And do you know what’s the most Christmas-y part of it?

That peace is sold everywhere as a value,
but nobody wants to deliver it personally.

Everyone wants people to like them like Santa Claus…
but they send the packages of peace in other people’s hands.

So...
enjoy the holidays.
Truly.

Just remember one thing:

🎄 Putin’s and Zelenskyy’s Christmas tree stands straight, while someone else lies in the ground. A Ukrainian or a Russian guy—who didn’t die fighting for his nation, but simply because these two warrior creatures have been unable to reach an agreement for years.

And that’s not a metaphor.
That’s a bill I’m handing them now—and one that history will hand them mercilessly!

Merry Christmas to everyone who wants peace—and to those who want war, I wish a trench on the front line!

Peace to people of good will, peace! ☮ ✌️

🎉🚀☮ LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT SHOW ☮🌈✨

Wise words to close:

• Peace isn’t made only with the “right attitude,” but through hard work, compromises, and pressure on those who have the power to lay down their weapons.

• Moral gestures without real steps won’t stop bullets.

👉 War isn’t bravery. Any idiot can start a war.
Bravery is ending it — and that’s something only a true diplomat can do. 👈