Hey there, beautiful people… and especially you ladies who like problematic men somewhere between genius and disaster. Yes, I mean myself. 🌈
This is the first SHOW of the new year 2026.
And after New Year’s Eve, everyone makes resolutions for the new year. I’ve got one too. I’ve been thinking about it for a long time. Actually all Christmas – so it’s nothing I came up with drunk – I don’t drink anyway, you already know that – nothing under pressure, nothing forced by circumstances – it’s really MY decision.
And considering how old I am, what I’ve been through, and that I’ve been single and child-free my whole life, it’s pretty wild! 😉
The time has come for my BIG life UPDATE: I’M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN. That’s my mission for this year. Yeah. We’ve reached the phase when even a hippie needs someone to remind him that life is easier when there’s two of you. 👏👏😁
I don’t know if you know how old I am? I’m not exactly a schoolboy anymore. 👆 Here’s how it is with me: when I start filling in my details on a dating app with the help of the artificial intelligence that runs it, it asks me: “Do you want to look for women, or would you rather set up a retirement plan?” 😂
And then in that questionnaire I write something like: “I’m looking for a woman with whom we’ll save the planet.”
And the AI dating assistant goes: “0 matches. Try lowering your standards.”
So I got mad and rewrote it so that maybe only the word "like" is actually true: “I like shopping, I can cook, and I can fix everything around the house.” 😂
And suddenly: +37 matches. So clearly girls don’t really want to save the Earth, they’d rather just have the lights on at home and something in the fridge. 😄
Except that’s exactly the problem. I’m the complete opposite type. I’m looking for a woman not only as a love, but also as a partner in business. In our life business. She should be the manager of my life in every way. I’ll talk about that more in a SPECIAL EPISODE, today we’ll keep it general – it’s a new year, there’s no rush... 🙂
AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR A GREAT SONG "Hledá se žena" RIGHT NOW! Don’t skip it, hit play ▶️ It’s an essential part of today’s SHOW experience. 😁🎶👍
Great song, right? It really grooves, but let’s move on! My friend says: “Peter, the problem is that you’re not looking for a woman. You’re looking for a spiritual soulmate who loves the cosmos, but at the same time pays the bills, will love you and handle everything that needs to be done. That’s like looking for a white unicorn in the Tatras, and in the snow on top of that! ❄️🦄 😁
But my buddy is right. I’m looking for the manager of my life. Personal, artistic and all the other parts. That’s not an easy role. That’s the LEAD role! And only a woman who doesn’t fall apart at the first little breeze can play it. 💨
But now, the good news!
Honestly – I think I’m quite a good catch: 😁
I don’t know how to stay offended for long, sometimes I even listen, I can talk when it’s been quiet for too long – and despite my strong personality I’m actually quite flexible. Women like that. So I see some hope here. 😁
Let’s break it down a bit. Question: “How do you imagine our relationship?”
And me: "Well, the manager of my life in every respect..."
And she: “Do you have a house?” “Nope.” “A car?” “Nope.” “A bank account?” “I’d rather not even open that.”
And she: “So as a manager I don’t really have anything to work with...” 😄
At a certain POINT the first date turns into a job interview. But I actually like that. I can talk pretty well and I can dodge like a hare in a field when a hunter is shooting at it with a shotgun. 😁
“So Peter, how are you with kids?” “Well… I like kids.” “And how much do you earn?” “Umm… I like kids.” 😂
My biggest problem is probably that I’m not just looking for a woman. I’m looking for an accomplice.
Someone who:
won’t get offended when I say: “Love, if you want me to cook – it’s at your own risk – it’s going to be an experiment.” 😁
won’t have a breakdown when I come home and say: “Look, I bought 200 candles instead of food, we’ve got nothing to eat, but we’re going to test the energy of the space. 🕯 🔋✌” 😂
and when I text her: “I’ll be late,” without giving any reason why or where I actually am she’ll just reply: “Ok.” 👏😀
All right – and my idea of the ideal woman?
she should love herself, me, and the work we’ll be doing – which means she’ll love people. If that’s an impossible wish, we can cut it down. She can just love herself and me. And if even that’s too much, then… it’ll be enough if she JUST LOVES LIFE. That’s not little either. People who love life can get by just fine with it. 👏😀
she’ll bring order and structure, but the colorful kind, not the tax-office kind – even though SHE will be the one doing the taxes 😁
she knows how to live through love, because that’s the center of our relationship. In every way. It’s from this energy we draw when we’re climbing up from the bottom, from this strength we draw energy when people will be hating on us online, from this amazing power we draw everything. I’ve tested it. If she’s only an explorer in this area so far, with me it’ll be like going to university, because I don’t know any other relationship than an honest one – but I don’t want to brag. Just click around this website where you’re watching our SHOW right now. It opens the eyes even of someone who has been hiding love inside for a long time. 💖👏🙂
And do you know what’s probably the biggest paradox? This year I really do want to find my LOVE-manager 💖, but at the same time I’ll say this:
Here I am shouting publicly: “I’m looking for a woman!” 👩👩👧
But if right now one of you, here in the audience, actually stood up and said: “All right, I’ll take you! When’s the wedding?” 💍🥂
Then I’d do the most honest, most manly, macho retreat move: “Wait… I meant it more like a funny concept for THIS YEAR’S FIRST SHOW for now!” 😅
Anyway, if I HAVE caught your interest:
you’re a bit love-oriented, but at the same time you know how to make money
you’re not normal at all and yet you can look serious when needed
and you can handle a guy who has more projects than socks and really needs someone to bring some order into it
then this is exactly the official public tender for the woman of P. M. Check – for you! 😁 ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS: courage and the ability to survive one shared weekend with me without wanting to return me to the universe. 😁
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight wasn’t long, because we’ll probably be talking about my NEW AMAZING WOMAN here quite a lot. It’ll also depend on how soon I find her. There will be big things about it on our little website. So she should look like something, because I’ll be happy to show her off. No guy wants some kind of monster at home, right? 😁
OK! Stay tuned, I don’t know if I’ll find a woman by next time… but at the very leastthere’ll be some more fun around it again. 😎😁
Peace to people of good will, love to everyone and a message to the Angels who are in charge of putting human destinies and human hearts together – guys, wake up, you’ve got work to do! 😇❤️💘😁
Have a nice evening, everyone! ✌️ 👏👏👏🙂✌️
Our show’s song — listen to it — it’ll definitely lift your mood:😁
