Hi, beautiful people!
Today we’re going to be truly global!
We’ll start with a bit of fun about the guy who’s currently holding the helm of the USA firmly in his hands🧭.
Yeah. It’s that guy who looks
like a corn combine drove right over his head
and he called it a hairstyle!
Donald Trump! 👏💇♂️🇺🇸 😁
You know what’s fascinating about him?
He’s the only person in the world
who, when he says: “We’ll build a wall!”
doesn’t mean a wall around the garden, but… around half of North America! 😂
And that hair…
That’s not a hairstyle, that’s a project.
A normal person goes to a barber.
Trump goes to an engineering office:
‘“I want a look that’s somewhere between Boston’s Big Dig and Alaska’s Bridge to Nowhere. Blond-mode!’👱 🚜🏗️🌉😁”
I’ve got hippie hair — wind, freedom, good vibes.✌
But I can’t compete with Donald and his hairdresser level!
He’s got hair…
…that even if a tornado hit him, his hairstyle wouldn’t move a single hair! 😂👏😁
Yep, that’s Donald Trump!
A guy I actually quite like, because he’s always been chill and tried to support free thinking.
Now he’s really kicked it off in a super chill way! I like the hippie vibe — a free style — basically not doing things the standard way, but Donald took it in Venezuela all the way to the floor! 🇻🇪 🤩🇺🇸😁
He went full hippie ride to the point that he now sends 150 military planes abroad to pick up presidents right away — they put on a little fireworks show so everyone knows they’re arriving — plus a small commando team to bring the president straight to New York, where they’ll house him (and his wife) in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, indefinitely. And Brooklyn? That’s a great address! ⛓️ Now that’s service! 👍😂
The Venezuelan people will now receive a delivery of democracy.
And it goes something like this:
USA: “Alright, we’ve got Maduro, mission accomplished!”
Venezuela: “OK… and when does the democracy arrive?”
USA: “Well… uh… this is the democracy.” 😂
This joke is good too:
Maduro wakes up somewhere in a secret bunker, in prison, and hears a voice over the intercom:
“Hello, you’ve reached the customer support line of U.S. foreign policy.
If you want to be returned, press 1.
If you want political asylum, press 2.
If you don’t have oil, hang up.”
Yeah. Without oil, it’s really tough. 😁
Let’s do a few jokes about Donald Trump. He’s a guy with a sense of humor, so I hope he’ll appreciate it!
Donald’s receipt from the hairdresser must be pretty economical. He keeps paying over and over for an “attempted fix”, never for “done” — and that pays off! 💇♂️😁
And Donald is a really brave guy. During the election they almost shot his ear off, but that’s fine, because the most dangerous place on planet Earth is obviously his advisory team! And do you know why? Because no thought survives there for long! 💭⏳😂
They say politics is a circus. And Donald Trump proved it, because he brought his own tent into politics and launched a BIG PERSONAL SHOW that’s been running for more than ten years — and he took it all the way to the Oval Office, to the president’s chair! RESPECT! 👏👏👏🗽🇺🇸 🙂
They say Trump speaks “without a filter” — in Czech “straight up,” in Slovak “Z MOSTA DO PROSTA,” so greetings to our viewers in Slovakia! We know you’re watching — you’re always welcome! 💖 🇸🇰 👏😀
I like honesty, because I’m a hippie —
I also like to speak honestly.
But the difference is:
when I say something without a filter,
at most one neighbor gets offended.
When he says something without a filter,
three armies get moving,
five stock markets crash, and the American major league of stand-up comics
+ all social networks are set for a month with quotes. 😂
🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
And now...Ladies and gentlemen… today’s guest:
Please welcome… Donald Trump! 👏👏👏👏👏 😀😁
PETER: Donald, welcome to the show. I have to say — I’ve got hippie hair: wind, freedom, good vibes…
But you’ve got… this.
That’s not a hairstyle. That’s a political strategy.
Donald T.: My hairstyle is the best hairstyle in the world. Everybody says so. The biggest. Nobody has a better one.
PETER: I believe you.
It looks like a hurricane tried to escape the White House and got stuck on your head? 😂
Donald T.: Fake news. This is natural.
PETER: Ok, you talk a lot about the American Dream.
How would you define it… for viewers in Europe?
Donald T.: The American dream is about growth — anyone can work their way up.
It’s simple. You have big dreams.
You do big things, because you believe in yourself and you can do it.
PETER: I get it, and now — look, tell me the truth.
When you said “we’ll build a wall,” you got a bit carried away, right?
Donald T.: I wanted to protect America. Strong borders. Great borders.
PETER: I’m a hippie — I’d rather build bridges.
But it’s true: when you’ve got a wall that’s too high,
at least you don’t see the mess behind it. 😂 👏
Look, I’ve got an idea.
We’ll do a joint project:
“Make Peace Great Again”.
You’ll finally make peace in Ukraine…
and I’ll teach you how to do the peace sign — Havel’s V-sign ✌ 😂
Donald T.: This looks good. 🇷🇺 ☮ ✌ 🇺🇦
PETER: Donald, thanks for coming.
I’ve got a gift for you.
(Peter hands him a headband in hippie colors)
Next time someone insults you,
next time there’s “fake news”, court cases, scandals…
just put it on…
…sit by the ocean,
take a breath…
and try for a moment not to be the president,
but just a human being. 👏👏👏👏 😀😊
Donald T.: Thanks, Peter!
PETER: Donald TRUMP is a once-in-a-long-while kind of personality, and we’ll definitely get back to him on our SHOW again!
For now — thanks to you too, Donald, and may you steer America in the right direction! 👏👏👏 🇺🇸 🤠😁
